What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:21
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
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A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.